It’s been a while since I’ve last posted. During that time I got back with my old girlfriend, Mina, and things were looking good for us.  I should say we were never officially back, but we were seeing each other once or twice a month (we live 50 miles apart) and texting every night.

She was coming to visit me last week for an extended stay as she has done every summer when her daughter stays with her father.  Somehow we got into a big fight via text the very day she was supposed to have come over and we haven’t spoken or texted since.  The fight was trivial but the larger issue is that neither one of us really wants to commit. I love being with her — the sex is better than it’s been with anyone I’ve ever known – we laugh a lot and have similar interests.

Last night I had a vivid dream about Mina and her mother.  I should say that her mother does not approve of me.  I’m a jazz musician and although I work and teach nearly every day/night of the week she looks at me as a ne’er do well — someone who would not provide.

In the dream I was sleeping over at Mina’s and her mother was flirting with me.  In real life we’re talking about an elderly Chinese woman, but in the dream, I have to admit, she looked kind of hot!

It was time to turn in and for some reason we were all sleeping in the same bed. So I’m thinking, ‘This is great, I’m going to have my first threesome!‘ Mina turned off the lights and I get right to work — I was passionately kissing Mina when I reaching across her and fondled her mother’s breasts.

You would think that in a dream I might be able to get away with this, but no!  The mother immediately screamed at the top of her lungs and Mina stopped kissing me and turned on the lights.  The Mother proceeded to explain how she had always known that I was no good. “HOW COULD MY DAUGHTER BE WITH SUCH A MONSTROSITY?!”

I guess her Mom was right.  What kind of a sicko dreams of an incestuous threesome? Don’t answer that!

 

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